Cube-shaped Head

animamosaic: “naamahdarling: “ naamahdarling: “ rhube: “ bastardlybrendan: “ fuckingrecipes: “ facts-i-just-made-up: “ I spent like 15 hours on this. ” *impressed slow clap* ” This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. ” This is a legitimately...

animamosaic:

naamahdarling:

naamahdarling:

rhube:

bastardlybrendan:

fuckingrecipes:

facts-i-just-made-up:

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

Transcript of poem in screenshot:

First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch
then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch
so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch
where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray
and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze
then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze
that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares
then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs.
Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers
so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers.

Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.

I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.

I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.

gonna use this as my audition piece from now on

honestlynatalie:

geographykhaleesi:

glumshoe:

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

HOLY SHIT

This is a Country song.

(via yondamoegi)

jojoseames: “ One of my Christmas gifts was the blu-ray release of “Saludos Amigos” and “The Three Caballeros”. I love that there’s a feature-length Donald Duck movie, and that it’s a plotless, expressionist goodwill outreach project that just goes...

jojoseames:

One of my Christmas gifts was the blu-ray release of “Saludos Amigos” and “The Three Caballeros”. I love that there’s a feature-length Donald Duck movie, and that it’s a plotless, expressionist goodwill outreach project that just goes increasingly off-the-rails into weird abstraction. It’s fun.

Ink & Digital, 8 x 10 inches
JoJo Seames, 2019

(via eclecticpjf)

teapotsahoy:

star-anise:

Bread-and-butter pickles are why I have trust issues.

THE WORST

I was an innocent, trusting, pink-cheeked little toddler until that one dark day at my grandmother’s house…